Friday, February 25, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

arachnophobia

hahahahahahahaha! (yezz, its suppossed to be a funny story). juz a couple o days ago, i spotted a HUGE spider on the kitchen wall (abt 10cm across). being us, MMS n i became the damsels in distress for the day in kampong melayu*. MMS wanted it flattenned out but i didn't have the guts and the heart too. so i called firdaus over (since man wasn't home). fir vacuumed it and we assured MMS that it'll be dead. so i went to sch promisin MMS that we'll take the vacuum bag out later and spray it wit insecticide. and we did. we sprayed like a litre (i'm exaggerating la) o insecticide and we stared at the hole frm the bag. SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 white creepy legs were reaching out the hole! OMG!!!!!!! and the HUGE spider lifted its body out like it was a scene coming frm hollywood's creepy crawlies sickening show! AND DID I TELL U IT WAS WHITE? yes! it was white! it was dark brown when the machine sucked it away and it came out WHITE! for the moment.... i really thought that the spirit of the spider was gonna haunt us for sucking it away. so i did what i did best. i ran out of the house. hahahaha! i left MMS screaming in the room with the insecticide while a ran over to unit 4. haha! den! hazman didn't wanna help us!!!!!!!! haaa! i dunno wud MMS did but the spider was outside of the house when i came back. she yelled, warning me the spider was close by and that caught me by surprise. i didn't think... my body just reacted... i found myself in mid air and then, i felt pain on my left hip. yeah, i jumped and i hit myself on the window ledge. hahahaha! MMS said it was the best jump she'd ever seen and it was better then the olympics. haha! mebbe i could if i were light enough la eh! haha! cut the story short, another neighbour helped us kill the poor spider. i'll miss it i guess. mebbe that was why there weren't so many roaches when i got back here aft 3 months. the spider was the 'caretaker' in my absence. heh!

well... my sleeping bag's zip is spoilt (i wonder how).
my new tv antenna is still missing.
i still haven't call ppl back home tho i really want to coz i STILL DON'T HAVE A DECENT TELEPHONE LINE.
i haven't fix the wires for the new radio.
my room is still messy.

*kampong melayu in my street where 3 out of 4 units are rented by malay singaporeans (xept for fir and MMS)

reply to taggers.
dolna: $250 is pretty money so yes, Masya'Allah. don be a smart alec.
jah: u got the answer by the smart alec.
sab: yes! how i wish u guys are here!!!!!!!!!! at least u guys would be able to make me laugh my burden away!

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